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Journal Entry: Tue Oct 18, 2011, 11:40 PM

WEDNESDAY
19 October 2011






DISCLAIMER
The author is an unpredictable, disillusioned biologist who has long since quit hanging around supposedly sterile environments, processing icky bodily substances from humans, and turned to teaching students to release icky bodily substances from frogs. When not making a hell of a lot of noise on an oversized metal slide whistle with delusions of grandeur, the author entertains hallucinations of becoming Supremely Evil World Tyrant of Pink Bunnies (which is occurring on a disturbingly regular basis). The Surgeon General has determined that this post may be detrimental to your ocular and mental health. If you experience dizziness, migraines, shortness of breath or temporary insanity, please report to the nearest hospital for medical aid.

The author would also like to state for the record that the author is *not* a crazed, romantic serial killer who keeps the heads and body parts of victims on display in various rooms of the house.


:iconktobermanns: inflicted this upon me about a month back, when I was as high on cough meds as a barrel full of monkeys on magic mushrooms; I'm feeling guilty enough now to get around to doing it. ;)

RULES:
1->You must post these rules.
2->Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3->Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4->You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5->Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6->No tag backs
7->No crap in the tagging section about "You are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 10 people

1.) What project would you be working on right now, if you had the time?

What's that? "Project"? As in, SINGULAR? I'm a master of Thinking Up Delicious Projects That Sadly Never Make It Off The Drawing Board, after all. ... In all seriousness, if I *did* have all the time in the world (think, stasis chamber), the projects I'd have lined up would include doing a cement block-size/weight comic adaptation of Les Mis (fat chance, seeing as my barricade adaptation has stalled in the middle of nowhere), writing that ridiculously farcical fantasy story that I'd jokingly talked to a mate about, and getting a pilot's licence, never mind that I'm blind as a bat and would probably run smack into Godzilla without seeing him if you took my glasses away. Oh, and plot to take over the world with hyperintelligent, massively quorum-sensing microorganisms, but you didn't hear that from me.

2.) You're given free tickets to a concert and cannot wait to attend. Who's the band/artist?

Pet Shop Boys. As if there were ever *any* doubt. Mind you, I wouldn't say no to Muse/Rammstein/Max Raabe (und Palast Orchester), either. [/hint]

3.) Is there something you wish EVERYONE had read/seen? What is it?

I choose to withhold from inflicting my (some say questionable) taste upon the entire world. ;)

4.) Your life now has a narrator. Whose voice do you want?

Stephen Moore. Preferably as Marvin the Paranoid Android, dripping enough contempt and sarcasm to debauch entire ecosystems.

5.) Is there a story/movie convention or stock character you wish would disappear from any future media? If so, what is it?

You mean, aside from the Mary Sues/Gary Stus? LOL. Then it would have to be those women in movies and books (movies, mostly, since they stress me out more), whose sole purpose seems to be nagging/bitching/screaming their lungs out/being a general pain in the rear. (All those women in Night of the Living Dead? they deserved to die horribly). Give me more intelligent, science/action-inclined women who can kick serious arse.

6.) You suddenly gain one skill from a game you've played. Note I said skill - the Force/superpowers/Disciplines/spells do not count!  What did you learn?

Marksmanship. Or, the ability to shoot a target in the kneecaps at 120 kilometers using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

7.) Do you remember your dreams?

Not only do I remember them, I occasionally confuse them with reality.

8.) Someone you admire intensely publicly endorses/promotes your work. Who is it?

Now that would be telling.

9.) You have a literal Get Out of Jail Free card- you can commit one criminal act and get away with it. What will you use it on?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to garrote you, feed your dismembered parts into a woodchipper, and use the bits for my vegetable garden.

10.) Ever considered/gotten a tattoo? What did you have in mind/get, and why?

If I wanted goddamn needles stuck into me, I'd go cuddle a cactus. I prefer my skin in its original state, thank you very much. (That, and I like needles about as much as you enjoy having slugs inserted into your nostrils).


I refuse to attach anything short of a body tag on anyone. Sod the rules. ;)


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Any usage of my artwork without permission is considered a violation of my copyright, and violators will be dealt with accordingly.


  • Mood: Sociable
  • Listening to: Razzmatazz (Pulp)
  • Reading: Full Dark, No Stars (Stephen King)
  • Playing: Godfather: Five Families
  • Eating: A donut

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:iconmimilynch:
You have an awesome awesome gallery. It makes my heart happy, and gives me an urge to sing Songs of -Dead- Angry Men.

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Come visit my gallery! Please? Maybe? I...I have cookies?
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*AlexBuechel May 16, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
sup brotha ! just stoppin by to see what you've been up to.

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*Mr-Ripley Apr 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Hello, my friend :wave:

How are you? I'm opening second round voting in my Draw Tom Ripley Contest. To prevent voters from being solicited vote from some contestants, I have selected some deviants from various kinds of art to be voters. You are one of them. It would be greatly appreciated if you could come to vote for an entry in this journal [link]

Thank you very much! Have a great day my friend :pat:
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:icondarthfar:
Hey there! I've already posted my vote; I hope I did it right. :)

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*Mr-Ripley Apr 8, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
It's right, my friend. Thank you very much for your vote. :pat:

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~Chimaera-Stormhawk Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Somehow I think you will enjoy this as much as me...
The Compleat Idiot’s Guide to the INTJ its a reference for family and coworkers to help 'deal' with us... "[those] needy bastards" :D :rofl:

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:icondarthfar:
Why is there no fave button here!! I'd bash it repeatedly.

:rofl: I should send this to my mother, really.

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~Chimaera-Stormhawk Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The voices in my head agree with you... :D I knew you'd appreciate it!
My mom found this actually, she wishes she had this when I was a kid.

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=SvenjaLiv Mar 9, 2012   General Artist
Hey! Just wanted to let you know I featured ya: [link] :heart:

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