inflicted this upon me about a month back, when I was as high on cough meds as a barrel full of monkeys on magic mushrooms; I'm feeling guilty enough now to get around to doing it.

RULES:
1->You must post these rules.
2->Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3->Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4->You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5->Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6->No tag backs
7->No crap in the tagging section about "You are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 10 people

1.) What project would you be working on right now, if you had the time?

What's that? "Project"? As in, SINGULAR? I'm a master of Thinking Up Delicious Projects That Sadly Never Make It Off The Drawing Board, after all. ... In all seriousness, if I *did* have all the time in the world (think, stasis chamber), the projects I'd have lined up would include doing a cement block-size/weight comic adaptation of Les Mis (fat chance, seeing as my barricade adaptation has stalled in the middle of nowhere), writing that ridiculously farcical fantasy story that I'd jokingly talked to a mate about, and getting a pilot's licence, never mind that I'm blind as a bat and would probably run smack into Godzilla without seeing him if you took my glasses away. Oh, and plot to take over the world with hyperintelligent, massively quorum-sensing microorganisms, but you didn't hear that from me.

2.) You're given free tickets to a concert and cannot wait to attend. Who's the band/artist?

Pet Shop Boys. As if there were ever *any* doubt. Mind you, I wouldn't say no to Muse/Rammstein/Max Raabe (und Palast Orchester), either. [/hint]

3.) Is there something you wish EVERYONE had read/seen? What is it?

I choose to withhold from inflicting my (some say questionable) taste upon the entire world.

4.) Your life now has a narrator. Whose voice do you want?

Stephen Moore. Preferably as Marvin the Paranoid Android, dripping enough contempt and sarcasm to debauch entire ecosystems.

5.) Is there a story/movie convention or stock character you wish would disappear from any future media? If so, what is it?

You mean, aside from the Mary Sues/Gary Stus? LOL. Then it would have to be those women in movies and books (movies, mostly, since they stress me out more), whose sole purpose seems to be nagging/bitching/screaming their lungs out/being a general pain in the rear. (All those women in Night of the Living Dead? they deserved to die horribly). Give me more intelligent, science/action-inclined women who can kick serious arse.

6.) You suddenly gain one skill from a game you've played. Note I said skill - the Force/superpowers/Disciplines/spells do not count!  What did you learn?

Marksmanship. Or, the ability to shoot a target in the kneecaps at 120 kilometers using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

7.) Do you remember your dreams?

Not only do I remember them, I occasionally confuse them with reality.

8.) Someone you admire intensely publicly endorses/promotes your work. Who is it?

Now that would be telling.

9.) You have a literal Get Out of Jail Free card- you can commit one criminal act and get away with it. What will you use it on?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to garrote you, feed your dismembered parts into a woodchipper, and use the bits for my vegetable garden.

10.) Ever considered/gotten a tattoo? What did you have in mind/get, and why?

If I wanted goddamn needles stuck into me, I'd go cuddle a cactus. I prefer my skin in its original state, thank you very much. (That, and I like needles about as much as you enjoy having slugs inserted into your nostrils).


I refuse to attach anything short of a body tag on anyone. Sod the rules.