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10 Doodles: A Diversion

Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 5:29 AM
  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Reading: Science articles
  • Playing: Resident Evil 4
  • Drinking: Coffee



Friday, 9 May 2008
















Next kiriban at 55,555.

The author suffers from hypergraphia, which is characterised by unstoppable, frenzied writing (and/or painting) on a particular subject, or on twenty different subjects, or whatever else may enter the person's mind at the strangest times, and without justification (including delusions of becoming Supremely Evil World Tyrant of Pink Bunnies, which is occurring on a disturbingly regular basis). The Surgeon General has determined that this post may be detrimental to your ocular and mental health. If you experience dizziness, migraines, shortness of breath or temporary insanity, please report to the nearest hospital for medical aid.

The author would also like to state for the record that the author is *not* a crazed, romantic serial killer who keeps the heads and body parts of victims on display in various rooms of the house.




WHAT'S NEW


I've added one more item to my increasingly long list of time-consuming activities: medical ghostwriting. Aside from having to put up with recordings of cellphones ringing incessantly and atrocious accents, I'm pretty much enjoying it. (Also, it pays pretty well).

But here's the thing: While I'm still painting "serious" pictures almost as regularly, I find that I've been doing less and less speedpaints and quick sketches. Which is why I need your help:

10 FREE DOODLES


Drop me a word. And when I say one word, I do mean ONE word. No hyphenated-to-kingdom-come-phrases-masquerading-as-words. In return, I'll doodle/ paint/ sketch/ illustrate it. Bear in mind, however, that each picture will be about 500x500 px, so there's only so much that'll fit in there. ;)

Idea borrowed from :iconcatharsisjb: and :iconmaquaii:

1. :iconwraithten: - Wristwatch
2. :iconm1a2tanker: - Sneeze
3. :icondragonwinter: - Geisha
4. :iconfaded-ink: - Sand
5. :iconjardel-karabella: - Taxation
6. :iconorcristsmate: - Nightmare
7. :iconmirax-chan: - Sun
8. :iconhubby-n-dad: - Meatbag
9. :iconta-duclau: - Time
10. :iconjedirikk1138: - Oxymoron


Devious Information

  • Current Age: WraithTen says I look... twelve :-O
  • Current Residence: Permanently wired to a laptop... wherever that is
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Men/Unisex Size S
  • Print preference: 5x7"
  • Interests: Classical music | PC gaming | Reading | Science | Star Wars | Webmastering
  • Favourite movie: Dr Who | The Godfather | House MD | The Shawshank Redemption | 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Favourite band or musician: V Ashkenazy | Canadian Brass | B Joel | T Lehrer | C Lindberg | G Miller | Muse
  • Favourite genre of music: Brass band | Classical | Swing
  • Favourite artist: John Bolton | Salvador Dali | MC Escher | Scott Hampton
  • Favourite poet or writer: D Adams | I Asimov | AC Clarke | R Dawkins | S Hawking | C Sagan | PG Wodehouse
  • Favourite style or digital art: Photorealism
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative MuVo V200 [deceased]
  • Shell of choice: I have no need of an exoskeleton
  • Skin of choice: My own epidermis
  • Favourite game: Godfather | Hitman | KotOR | Mafia | Portal | Text Twist
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC. My thumbs are useless
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter Venkman | Strong Bad
  • Personal Quote: "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." - GLaDOS
  • Tools of the Trade: Chopsticks | Corel PhotoPaint | Ink | Pencils | Wacom Graphire 4

Devious Comments

*Cwylldren:iconCwylldren: 10 hours 57 minutes ago
Thank you for the favourite on my Owl!

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"Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the Borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe."
-Jabberwocky
:heart: ~Isentosamballerer
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: 4 days 10 hours ago
Some more than others...;)

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The World is Just Awesome [link]
=DarthFar:iconDarthFar: 4 days 10 hours ago
Aren't most 12-year-olds evil? :giggle:

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"Out of sight, into the tomato plants, as the saying goes." - DobbyKnits.

"I know you're not Garrity, but you're not exactly sane either." - Maquaii.

*DA-Networking | ~SDS-PAGE | ~sw-KotOR
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: 4 days 10 hours ago
:dohtwo:

An evil 12-year old.

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=DarthFar:iconDarthFar: 4 days 11 hours ago
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOnut!

I may not be twelve, but I certainly *act* like it. :rofl:

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"Out of sight, into the tomato plants, as the saying goes." - DobbyKnits.

"I know you're not Garrity, but you're not exactly sane either." - Maquaii.

*DA-Networking | ~SDS-PAGE | ~sw-KotOR
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: 4 days 11 hours ago
:shakefish:

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~Chimaera-Stormhawk:iconChimaera-Stormhawk: 5 days 4 hours ago
Thanks for the fav on Dakota!

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Johnny was a Chemist's son
But now he is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

"When was the last time you saw *socks* trying to access the internet?" -My Dad and his "logic" (Made no sense to me either)
*solid-Chroma:iconsolid-Chroma: May 12, 2008, 10:37:19 AM
ehehe no i don't think your twelve, that why i used ";)".
...and you're welcome :D

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"If time is a bitch, then sleeping is a waste of time!" ~ Chromagnon
=DarthFar:iconDarthFar: May 12, 2008, 10:13:38 AM
I certainly *hope* you don't think that I'm really twelve! :rofl: I only *look* twelve - and that's according to my Aunt Donut. But thank you very much, and thanks again for the +watch!

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"Out of sight, into the tomato plants, as the saying goes." - DobbyKnits.

"I know you're not Garrity, but you're not exactly sane either." - Maquaii.

*DA-Networking | ~SDS-PAGE | ~sw-KotOR
*Dabull04:iconDabull04: May 12, 2008, 9:07:38 AM
Thank you very much for the :+favlove: I'm honoured :)
*solid-Chroma:iconsolid-Chroma: May 12, 2008, 6:22:39 AM
Amazing gallery! So much talent and that for an twelve year old ;)
Anyway i love your gallery and your journal is also very nice :D
Ill be watching!!

Cheers!

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"If time is a bitch, then sleeping is a waste of time!" ~ Chromagnon
~Connorchap:iconConnorchap: May 8, 2008, 9:58:18 AM
Thanks for adding my video to your collection!

--
Annoying the World,
One Person at a Time.
It's your turn.


Comedy films occasionally leap from my head! See some of them here: [link]
*Ellygator:iconEllygator: May 6, 2008, 12:27:41 PM
Thanks so much for faving "Enter the Dragon 7"!

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"You must do everything yourself." (First rule of Alchemy)
~JensEklund:iconJensEklund: May 6, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
Thanks for the comment! I'm glad you liked the portrait.
By the way, you have a really big and awesome gallery. ^^
*Svera:iconSvera: May 5, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
Thank you for the fav! :)
~serialkillercalendar:iconserialkillercalendar: Apr 29, 2008, 8:55:22 PM
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> > >
> > >
> > > ELEVEN
> > > You walk really slow when you're with them.
> > >
> > > TEN:
> > > You feel shy whenever they're around.
> > >
> > > NINE:
> > > You smile when you hear their voice.
> > >
> > > EIGHT:
> > > When you look at them, you can't see the other
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> > >
> > > SIX:
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> > >
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> &gt ; > looking at them.
> > >
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> > > mind this whole time.
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> > >
> > >
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> >min.
> > > And something good will happen
> > > Because you read this you will get kissed on
> >friday.
> > > BREA K IT and your crush will ask someone else
> out.

> > > Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
> > > ever,if you don't send this to at least 10
> people,
> >by
> > > at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the
> rest
> >of
> > > your life. Just copy, paste and you will get
> kissed
> > > on friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
> >sent
> > > it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send
> this
> > to
> > > 15 people in 143 mins. when you are done p re ss
> F6
> > > and you crushes name will appear
*Dabull04:iconDabull04: Apr 29, 2008, 12:55:39 AM
Thank you so much for the :+fav: Far :)
*ryoung:iconryoung: Apr 28, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
Thanks once again for your comments and :+fav:'s...

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~kaleidoactive:iconkaleidoactive: Apr 27, 2008, 3:13:54 PM
thanksss

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turn on my tree. and pick up all that shit.
~Karellen:iconKarellen: Apr 25, 2008, 12:05:59 PM
random glomping!

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Now the peace pipe, it ain’t smokin’, all the promises are broken
In the dead of the evening, when the tears come down.
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