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Double, Double, Toilet Trouble by DarthFar Double, Double, Toilet Trouble by DarthFar
[Oh sure, you'll never read Macbeth the same way again. :giggle:]

100 Pictures Challenge #63: Do Not Disturb!

When I recently ran a poll asking my watchers what I should draw next, two themes that popped up repeatedly were: Star Wars, and Star Wars pilot abuse. Not to worry: I'm *still* planning on a Carth-torture picture. In the meantime, there's always... THIS. :rofl:

To continue the joke I started last year...

So we know all about Star Wars. About the huge, menacing capital ships and the looming Death Star, about the frenetic dogfights and frantic chases, and how you can score a girl by being a scruffy smuggler who's forced to jump into a trash compactor after her.

But surely... life in Star Wars isn't all about blaster battles and flying through asteroid fields? What about the more mundane aspects of life, like... Leia keeping Luke and Han whimpering in the corridor of the Millennium Falcon while she does her hair in the refresher for two hours every morning?


Seriously, fellows. Putting three guys on a ship with a woman with meticulous, mile-long hair, and only one bathroom between them? DISASTER. And what's with classical girls who brush their hair 100 times anyway??

To see the previous episode of Scenes You'll Never See in Star Wars, click here: [link]


NOTE: No, I have no idea what the galley and bathroom on the Millennium Falcon look like. I *do* know more or less where they're located, though, thanks to the blueprints from the Star Wars Technical Journal. So I took artistic licence. ;)


Star Wars property of George Lucas.
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oron61 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can you do something where Luke is constipated, straining at the toilet when Obi Wan's ghost appears and says, "Use the Force, Luke!"? I reeeeealllly wanna see that...
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green-eyed-reptile Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
lololololololol!
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AmeeangelaBaggins Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I feel your pain, boys. This was every sunday of my childhood. I'd get up when my parents woke me up to go to church hoping every morning that I would beat my mom to the bathroom before she had to spend a half an hour on hair and makeup... and every morning the door was shut...
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
:rofl: The Bathroom Race!
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AmeeangelaBaggins Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
tell me about it...one bathroom to three people is not a good idea. and when you have two people like Chewie and Leia...two bathrooms won't even be enough...
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Vickanmore Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Umm.. Well.. This is epic.. and awesome.
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Cheers! :D
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NarnianPrincess18 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012
I though it had two bathrooms? Poor Luke, hes gonna explod.

AND WHY DOES HAN HAVE A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST WITH NO PANTS?!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Actually, if you were to look at this follow-up picture [link] you might want to change your question to, "Why is Han washing his trousers, and does it have anything to do with the toilet picture?" :rofl:

And Chewie is in the other bathroom. You know Wookiees: they take even longer than long-haired Alderaanian princesses. ;)
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NarnianPrincess18 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
I might have to check that pic out.

Wookies, how I love them. Who gets dibs on the bathroom after leia?
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Front row seats! Front row seats to see the free-for-all match between Han and Luke for the vacated bathroom! Who wants popcorn?
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NarnianPrincess18 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
I do! *jumps into seat next to DarthFar* My money is on Luke
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Abasc Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
Just when I thought I saw everything... :D
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DontSpeakSilent Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student General Artist
xD
Man, Luke's going to pee his pants! XD
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Larimir Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Wonderful!!! :)
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KeithEKimball Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Professional Writer
:rofl: Awesome dialogue; I can hear Ford saying it. Great expressions for everybody too.
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viperzetsume Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Student Writer
I nearly spit my kool-aid on my laptop this was so funny!
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SkywalkerFan Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
poor luke.
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
:laughing:
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Larimir Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011
:D
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Tevase Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011
LOL
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AVthreads Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Student General Artist
Hahahaha :rofl:
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MandoCorellianJedi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Leia is so evil! Poor Luke, but I can't help but laugh at his face!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
Leia's just being a girl! :rofl: And Luke should've learnt by now NOT to eat food at *any* spaceport canteens...
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iIzAxEl-DeIdArA Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Haha! This is just awesome. XD
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
Thanks! ;)
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magerfanamypond1234 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
Beauty. Honestly.
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010
Thanks very much! ;)
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magerfanamypond1234 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
Pshh!

You know, when you put the more... how'd you put it? Menial things of life? Anyway, when you mentioned that, I began to notice a very peculiar pattern in books, movies, ect.: No one ever does anything normal! Like Go to the bathroom! Eat (sometimes, of course, no one in video games needs to eat)!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
of course, no one in video games needs to eat

Or when they do, it makes absolutely no sense how they pull it off. Like, if you've played Bioshock 2, Big Daddy manages to eat potato chips and tinned fruit and coffee in spite of the fact that he has a huge diving bell helmet (and full diving rig) on all the time...
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magerfanamypond1234 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
The HELL?
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ggfangirl Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Pfft...Bwahahaha! I absolutely love this! *laughs* Great art, great expressions, great humor!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
Glad it amused you! :D
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McGregify-the-world Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010
lUKE LOOKS LIKE HES DYING AAAH. Lol i love this so, so much. Did someone say kidney infection? Good thing leia's a match. Though im sure such advanced technolololology would fix him up, for his robo synthetiskin arm is working fine.
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18273 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
totally cool doesnt have the millenium falcon have 2 toilets ? lol
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Yes, and Chewie is in the other one. ;)
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18273 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010
okay you got me there
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AG88 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, it has to be tough to take care of that long hair and braid it up in the morning.

Why can't Luke and Han take a leak into an old empty plastic milk jug like some cross-county truckers do? LOL!

Very nice concept and a beautiful drawing. I love how nice Han looks. Nice abs!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
Hahaha, no kidding. Especially if you're going to comb it a hundred times to get out the tangles first!

Do they even have milk jugs in the Star Wars-verse? :laughing: Anyway, there's only *one* metal bucket on board that Falcon, and Han uses it to do laundry in!

Thanks very much!
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AzureAngel2ihrs Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Women and the bath room... my husband would agree. Luckily in the Netherlands the toiletts are seperate!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
Even in houses? :laughing:
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AzureAngel2ihrs Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
The Dutch have their bathrooms and toilets apart in most of the flats and houses.
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Livadialilacs Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaa! Nicely done! I love this one!

I've always wondered how the Star Wars characters live by going to the bathroom, using the toilet, comb their hair, or make themselves look better. :giggle:
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
Thanks!

It all comes under the heading of "Star Wars scenes you'll never see". :laughing: There's also a picture of Han and Chewie taking care of certain hairy problems here...
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Livadialilacs Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome!! And haha. I love that picture too. :aww:
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WarriorSOTA Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010
Lol! This totally Awesome! I can totally relate to the guys, though I always get up early to beat my sisters to the shower. ;) Han's and Luke's faces are priceless! Epic!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
Haha! yeah, the Bathroom Race. It's especially competitive in the morning. ;)

Thanks!
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WarriorSOTA Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
Especially, :XD: We only have one working shower so first come first served. ;)
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Theo-Kyp-Serenno Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg! HAHAHAHAHA!
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DarthFar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
Glad you were amused. ;)
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