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So we know all about Star Wars. About the huge, menacing capital ships and the looming Death Star, about the frenetic dogfights and frantic chases, and how you can score a girl by being a scruffy smuggler who's forced to jump into a trash compactor after her.
But surely... life in Star Wars isn't all about blaster battles and flying through asteroid fields? What about the more mundane aspects of life, like... Leia keeping Luke and Han whimpering in the corridor of the Millennium Falcon while she does her hair in the refresher for two hours every morning?
AND WHY DOES HAN HAVE A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST WITH NO PANTS?!
And Chewie is in the other bathroom. You know Wookiees: they take even longer than long-haired Alderaanian princesses.
Wookies, how I love them. Who gets dibs on the bathroom after leia?