Double, Double, Toilet Trouble

[Oh sure, you'll never read Macbeth the same way again. ]

100 Pictures Challenge #63: Do Not Disturb!

When I recently ran a poll asking my watchers what I should draw next, two themes that popped up repeatedly were: Star Wars, and Star Wars pilot abuse. Not to worry: I'm *still* planning on a Carth-torture picture. In the meantime, there's always... THIS.

To continue the joke I started last year...

So we know all about Star Wars. About the huge, menacing capital ships and the looming Death Star, about the frenetic dogfights and frantic chases, and how you can score a girl by being a scruffy smuggler who's forced to jump into a trash compactor after her.

But surely... life in Star Wars isn't all about blaster battles and flying through asteroid fields? What about the more mundane aspects of life, like... Leia keeping Luke and Han whimpering in the corridor of the Millennium Falcon while she does her hair in the refresher for two hours every morning?

Seriously, fellows. Putting three guys on a ship with a woman with meticulous, mile-long hair, and only one bathroom between them? DISASTER. And what's with classical girls who brush their hair 100 times anyway??

To see the previous episode of Scenes You'll Never See in Star Wars, click here: [link]


_{NOTE: No, I have no idea what the galley and bathroom on the Millennium Falcon look like. I *do* know more or less where they're located, though, thanks to the blueprints from the Star Wars Technical Journal. So I took artistic licence.}


Star Wars property of George Lucas.