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If Stephanie Meyer Did Dracula by =DarthFar:iconDarthFar:


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So :iconwraithten: was telling me all about Twilight the other day, and when she got to the bit where Stephanie Meyer's vampires *sparkle* in sunlight, my immediate reaction was, "OMGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE NEED TO COLLABORATE!" :rofl: Because, seriously? sparkly vampires? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

WraithTen said, and I quote:

If I were a vampire and I sparkled, I'd throw myself off a cliff.

And all I kept thinking was... what would happen if Meyer handled Bram Stoker's Dracula...

So I doodled it and WraithTen added colours and gloriously hideous sparkle effects to it, and wrote the caption.Please view the completed version here:

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[I added a little tone to my pencilwork here because it felt a little bare. I know I messed up in several areas, but seeing as this is poking fun at the series, I really don't care. :laughing: Oh, and if you're going to tell me the book may change my mind, don't bother. There's nothing I despise more than romance novels.]

This picture was *not* drawn with the intention of provoking the wrath of Twilight fans; however, if anybody takes offense anyway, I shall not fake contrition either, as I have a reputation to maintain as a right royal bastard. :evillaugh:


Twilight belongs to Ms. Meyer.

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:iconwraithten:
Man, all you did was add tone to yours and it's so much better! :rofl:

:highfive: This was so much fun! :evillaugh:

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:highfive: I love doing collabs with you. They're never sane.

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:iconwraithten:
:giggle: Pure Win!

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"I think it calls for a made up onomatopoeia, like bflargh." - =DarthFar
:iconsvenjaliv:
I already commented on *WraithTen's version--this is awesome. I love the idea, and of course the drawing is great as well. :D I think your Bella looks more like the one in the movie than my attempt--and my attempt was ostensibly serious. :no: She just has such a standard face... Anyway, this is cool, the expression on his face is priceless and his whole pose is like "argh, getitoffgetitoff!" which just made me laugh. :rofl:

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:iconpsychopenguinlover:
xD hilarious
sparkly vampires

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:iconthevikinggoddess:
This makes me so, so happy. Thanks, Far.

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:iconchimaera-stormhawk:
Rofl!
Way to go!
I've read the wikipedia summary, that's good enough for me. I like this person's rendition of stupidity [link]

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:iconpsychoticdustbunny:
Such a cute couple. Couple of whats, I'm not sure yet . . .

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:iconknightsavtrian:
Far, I love you so much man, no really you don't even know how hard this wins- so much winnage it hurts to win....son on and so forth.

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