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Rubber Ducky, Bloody Money by =DarthFar:iconDarthFar:

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©2006-2009 =DarthFar
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Why settle for cheap imitations whose paint will come off in the water? Why risk exposing your children to the potential hazards of non-child-approved mass-produced rubber duckies? Buy our beautifully crafted, authentic Hitman rubber ducky replicas from Toby Inc. instead! Our bathtoy rubber duckies are made from high grade non-toxic rubber polymers, guaranteed to float in any bathtub, and 100% children-safe. Bring it to the beach, let it keep you company as you soak, or - if you indulge in such activities - even use them as a handy assassination tool.

For a limited period only, we are offering a special promotion for these rubber duckies. Buy a copy of Hitman: Bloody Money today, and one little yellow rubber ducky is yours, absolutely FREE!

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Okay yeah. I'm getting mighty annoyed. It's been over a month, we've seen neither hide nor hair of Hitman: Blood Money (which has neither organic components) over here (well, the original version anyway), and I'm feeling rather disgruntled because everybody else I know (who lives elsewhere) has played it. So I decided to soak and stew in my misery by doing this silly cartoon poster. Yes, I proofread my posts. And yes, I *do* mean Bloody Money. :laughing:

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~Malkavian7515 Jun 30, 2006, 10:07:25 AM
hehe very nice

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When I die bury me facing down so the world can Kiss my Ass.
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~KnightSavtrian Jun 30, 2006, 10:39:08 AM
Hehe, omg nice Far. I've been meaning to rent Hitman, the first one....hmm maybe I should do that. Heh, you could SO kill someone with a rubber ducky, which sesame street character had the duck? Burt was it, I bet he killed lots of people with that duck... Very wonderful Far! :clap:
:iconkarellen:
~Karellen Jun 30, 2006, 10:39:24 AM
Bittorrent is your friend. =P (never thought you'd hear ME saying that sort of thing, did you?)

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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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`DragonWinter Jun 30, 2006, 10:44:56 AM
:ROFL: I'll remember to keep one of Abby's duckies close by, if they work as assassination tools. We have over 17 various-sized duckies around the house.

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[Mal refuses to kill the prone, humiliated Atherton.] Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man. [He lightly stabs Atherton.] Guess I'm just a good man. [He repeats the poking.] Well, I'm all right.
:icondarthfar:
=DarthFar Jun 30, 2006, 10:45:07 AM
You're absolutely horrible! :no: And you, the Other Boss Man too. Tsk tsk tsk.

Anyway, you can get the pirated version anywhere you look... but I've always bought the originals, and I don't want to break the trend. I'm particular in that way.

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All cute things must DIEEEEEE.
:icondarthfar:
=DarthFar Jun 30, 2006, 10:48:18 AM
Thanks! :)

I believe it was Ernie. Him and his bathtime gurgles. :laughing: And yeah, you should so rent the games. The sequels are more snazzy, and you get to accumulate weapons and stuff, but the original's... well, classic. I still dig it.

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All cute things must DIEEEEEE.
:icondarthfar:
=DarthFar Jun 30, 2006, 10:48:47 AM
Thank you. :)

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All cute things must DIEEEEEE.
:iconkarellen:
~Karellen Jun 30, 2006, 10:54:31 AM
I wasn't suggesting that you shouldn't buy the originals - merely stating that you didn't have to wait for them to show up to be able to play the game.

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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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~Cyanida Jun 30, 2006, 11:28:37 AM
Yay! Rubber ducks rule! And assassination rubber duck, that's just awesome! I want one! :) Lovely pic Far, love your sense of twisted humour =).
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