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Sith Happens by DarthFar Sith Happens by DarthFar
Ever thought up an idea that seemed hilarious at first, but then made you go, "OMGWTF was I thinking, that was so frikkin' stupid!" later?

This is one of them. LOL.

I actually started this waaaay back in June, when I was replaying KotOR. The idea of a tacky Sith lifestyle mag starring Just-Plain-Psychotic (JPP) Revan was ridiculously funny (to me, at least) for the first week; by the second, I was utterly sick and tired of the joke, much less the picture. So I threw it into a folder and forgot all about it until October, when I thought, Maybe there's something to be salvaged from this after all. It took me another two months to actually get around to finishing it. It could've been better, but this is as far as I'm taking the joke. :laughing:

Props go to :icondragonwinter: who was of tremendous help in thinking up fake articles (and who's actually responsible for the lion's share of the titles). She's like, the queen of fake article ideas, yo.


TECH NOTE

In case you're asking, I did not misalign the "S" in "Happens". The Star Vader font does actually have a staggered "S". ;)

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic property of Bioware/Lucas Arts.
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:iconmika-el:
Mika-El Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Would totally subscribe :D
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:iconinvred:
InVRed Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
"I'm blind and even I can see how bad his outfit is"

the funniest bit
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:iconstudlyfudd13:
Studlyfudd13 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I love you XD
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:iconnichy27:
Nichy27 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Darth Malak in carbonite is hillarious.
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:iconpepea:
pepea Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
look liek malcon xd
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:iconognimaeb:
OgNimaeb Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Oh, this is priceless! I love Darth Malak frozen in carbonite in the background :D
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:icondarth-rose:
Darth-Rose Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
This is sooo funny!
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
Glad you got a laugh out of it!
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:icondarth-rose:
Darth-Rose Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
My favorite part about this is malak frozen in carbonite! :lmao:
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:iconguitaristsimon:
GuitaristSimon Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
this is great work xD
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:iconsapafiregirl:
Sapafiregirl Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
I really want to read this... but I know it's not real... Damn...
I found your joke about the wrinkle treatment partially amusing.
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:iconinumiinuzuka:
InumiInuzuka Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Some of it would actually be funny.
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:iconthe2ndsoviet:
The2ndSoviet Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
This is great. I seriously want to read this.
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:icontackytemplar:
TackyTemplar Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Haha! you know there's a guild in SWTOR called Sith Happens...
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012
There is? ROFLMAO! Nice. :rofl:
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:iconasiril:
Asiril Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
Volume 42... -clicks fave-
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:iconlordolllle:
lordolllle Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012
i want to read this ^^
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:icondyluthus:
Dyluthus Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
It's fan work such as this that has made Star Wars the generation spanning phenomenon that it is. I cannot even begin to guess where to begin praising this piece, from the design and layout, the colouring of the models and the details in the background illustration, so I will simply say incredible work to you and your friend:)
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011
Thank you very much! :D And yes, I love it when other artists don't simply stick to what material's already there, but expand on it, so I try to do the same. (Unfortunately, usually by poking fun at my favourite characters, haha).
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:iconnder-vander:
nder-vander Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
ha! should be on the old republic's magazine stands :D

I'll be first in line! :D
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Hell no, no respectable Old Republic magazine stand would carry this! But those Sith magazine stands across the walkway would!
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:iconwildcrafter:
wildcrafter Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
Is that a Carth puppet?! ::squee::
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
Yes it is! Don't try to steal it from Revan, though, he'll just Force-Fry you. ;)
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:iconbringmepieskm:
bringmepieskm Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011
How a Dark Lord of the Sith should be. Awesomeness.
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:iconheer4kix:
Heer4kix Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
is that bastila in the slave uniform?
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:iconheer4kix:
Heer4kix Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
LMMFAO!!
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:iconraddar:
Raddar Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
Great idea, and I feel your frustration, I've done somewhere around 10 of these. Coming up with the article titles is a bear. Great job on this.
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:icontheant4:
theant4 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well this piece is finally making it into my faves (even though I'm a hardcore FemRevan fan... *cough*)

But it's very well done and I swear I notice something new every time I look at it :)
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:iconkeithonasi:
KeithOnasi Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
Lol the Gizka in the corner.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011
It's a brass gizka! :laughing:
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:iconthe-fortunator:
the-fortunator Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
This. Is. Hilarious
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
Glad you were amused! ;)
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:iconloiuburtoiu:
loiuburtoiu Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
:yoda: would buy this too. :)
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:iconhaarlequinn:
Haarlequinn Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Hilarious just that >.<
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
Pleased you were amused! :D
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:iconnancyriddlecarter:
NancyRiddleCarter Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:heart: :heart: :heart:
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
:aww:
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:iconvashester:
Vashester Featured By Owner May 10, 2011
Hahaha!I laughed so hard!And it's amazingly well done! :D
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
Thanks! Glad you got a chuckle out of this. :D
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:iconvashester:
Vashester Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
Tkx, man! made my day!
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:iconlordilpilazzo:
LordIlpilazzo Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
I love this!
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
Thank you. :D
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:iconlordilpilazzo:
LordIlpilazzo Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
Most welcome
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:iconequivamp:
Equivamp Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
That's...that's Bastila isn't it? Oh God, that's golden!
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
Haha, yes it's Bastila! :evillaugh:
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:iconequivamp:
Equivamp Featured By Owner May 2, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
If my pneumonia allowed me to laugh right now, I so would.
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:iconrahunterb:
raHunterB Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd subscribe. I'd probably skip the centrefold though.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011
So would I! :rofl:
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:iconeehills:
EEHills Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is extremely funny, and I howled with laughter when I saw it. I can't help but think that being the editor would be extremely dangerous work if the magazine existed in-universe. What happens when you insult a Sith? - and given Revan's apparent dislike of slavery I think the editor may have just done so by showing Bastila as an enslaved dancing girl. A new assignment for HK-47, perhaps?

"HK, go and inform the editor of this magazine that I do NOT keep slaves, and fake interviews will be punished by death from now on."

"Yes, master, how do you desire the meatbag killed?"

"No, leave him alive, but dangle him off Corellia's highest tower in his underwear and write 'Darth Revan does not keep slaves' on his back."

"Yes, master, but wouldn't it be more fun to kill the meatbag? I know many inventive ways..."

"No, HK."

"Yes, master."
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
HAHAHA! I love your version of what happens. :rofl: I think, though, that Revan's apparently dislike of slavery might not necessarily extend to *Bastila* being his dancing girl...

And glad you were amused by this!
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