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True Love Isn't by DarthFar True Love Isn't by DarthFar
OR: Why there isn't a Bao-Dur romance option with Female Exile.

OR: Electric dreams.

OR: [Statement] Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120km away. It certainly isn't a lovesick Zabrak putting his head on my shoulder while his Remote short-circuits in shock.

How adroidly put. :lmao:


So uh, yeah... a Valentine for my watchers. Particularly my KotOR ones, who were probably hoping for F!Exile-Atton/ F!Revan-Carth/ M!Revan-Bastila - but are getting this instead. :rofl: See? whoever said Farlander can't do romantic? So long as it isn't a 100% organic relationship...

(And in case anyone's asking: Why Bao-Dur and the psycho homicidal droid with an itchy trigger finger? why not T3-M4? -- Because I think it's infinitely more evil, that's why. ;)).

So Happy Valentine's Day, all. Or not. I'm going to be all alone, so anyone who is in a similar situation is invited to come over and play violent games.


Bao-Dur and HK-47, and all things Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II are the property of Lucas Arts and Obsidian Entertainment.


And yes, the title's a play on Garrity's True Love Is. ;) I'm horrible.
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:iconsilthbloodbane:
Silthbloodbane Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
"HK-47...I..." XD
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
:laughing:
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:iconwillninja303:
Willninja303 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
lol. I did always get a Weird vibe from Bao-Dur, maybe this is why?
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:iconakasaki-studios:
Akasaki-Studios Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student General Artist
HA! I just started playing Kotor and i made a alternate ending to it [link] i was wondering why no one has ever thought of do it that.... its a bit dark but hey They are on the Dark side...
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:iconmorbid-poet-ami:
Morbid-Poet-Ami Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
d'aawwwwww!
so cute :heart:
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
I think HK-47 would be mortified at the mere thought of being called "cute". :rofl:
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:iconkuro-tsuki-san:
Kuro-Tsuki-san Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
"im not cute im deadly"
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:iconmorbid-poet-ami:
Morbid-Poet-Ami Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
XD
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:iconoblarm:
OBLARM Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2010
They look so handsome in this one, very good artwork!
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:iconelkian:
Elkian Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2010
Hey, is it okay if the Bao-Dur-Fan-Club puts this in out gallery?
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2010
No problem! :)
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:iconelkian:
Elkian Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
XDXDXD oh my God
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:iconbloodredwolf168:
BloodRedWolf168 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
[statment]:I love u 2 meatbag...*pulls out blaster rifle*
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:iconvectoriv:
VectorIV Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Damnit.
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:iconvaya-kahvi:
Vaya-Kahvi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Tech are crazy, that's why we love them so much!
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008
LOL! Go techs. :nod:
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:iconvaya-kahvi:
Vaya-Kahvi Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
World wouldn't be what it is now without them.
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:iconmarstorm:
Marstorm Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2008
I love you. XD *gets out the rifle*
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2008
Thank y....

[sees the rifle]

:sprint:
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:iconaeolianmode:
AeolianMode Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now I hate gay crap. But... can you call a man in love with a robot gay? Do robots have genders...? Yet, HK was programmed with a male voice... he COULD be a girl... could he?

Despite me having a headache right now about what to call this... the art is very good. I love how you colored Bao.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2008
Thank you very much!

LOL, I believe people would call this mecha love. Which, in our world, would probably be equated with "objectum-sexual"... but in the science fiction universe, where robots can think and act... who knows? :rofl:

The thought of HK-47 being female (and carrying a pink blaster...) makes me chuckle out loud!
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:iconlibra-in-red:
Libra-In-Red Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2008
This has to be one of the most awesome pairings I have ever seen. :D
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2008
Well, certainly the most abnormal. :rofl: Thanks very much!
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:iconlibra-in-red:
Libra-In-Red Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2008
^_^ No problem. I am still giggling over this. :D
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:iconevilsandwich:
EvilSandwich Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2008
Am I the only person that gets a creepy "Get in my van. I have candy" vibe from Bao-Dur?

Just sayin'.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2008
:rofl: More like, "Get in my van. I have lube" in this case, no?
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:iconanatalis:
Anatalis Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
OMG, I just died when I read that comment.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011
Oops? :rofl:
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:iconanatalis:
Anatalis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011
Okay, I was revived, only to die again after reading it again.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011
[casts Force Resurrect]

[has conveniently forgotten about being Sith.]

[Force Resurrect fails. Turns into Force Resurrect Zombie instead. Oops.]
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:iconanatalis:
Anatalis Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
Oh, so THAT is the problem.... :lol:
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:iconevilsandwich:
EvilSandwich Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2008
I mean, he just walks up to you randomly in the middle of nowhere (literally) and starts creepily fawning over you and calling you General in his skin crawling pedophile voice.

I guess I'm bias though. The only characters I liked in KoToR 2 were Mira and the leftover characters from the first game (HK-47, T3, Carth).
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:iconwesternphilosopher:
westernphilosopher Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008  Professional Filmographer
*snort* can I come over and play violent games? Or a really loud brass duet? haha
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008
A trumpet AND a trombone would make the most fearful din... that neighbours would give anything to stop. :nod:

BRASS

1. A family of orchestral instruments. Includes the trumpet, trombone, French Horn and antique bedsteads. Development traced back to 12th century cisterns. Sound produced by means of blowing or buzzing (so-called raspberry or Bronx cheer) into one end of a long curved tube in the hopes that the sounds that come out the otehr end will be less rude. In between may be any number of valves, crooks, spigots etc. In essence they are no more than elaborate spitoons.
2. Richard Strauss' advice for would-be conductors: never, under any circumstances, never look at the brass.

MUSIC

1. Any combination of sounds and words akin to noise and cacophony provided (intentionally or by accident) by musicians and also, though rarely, singers. 2. Printed form of obscene hieroglyphs, squiggles, scrawls and blots that proport to tell the musician to produce the desired noise. It may be (a) illegible, (b) boring, (c) too difficult, (d) any combination thereof. The production of music follows three stages:
(i) set down by the composer
(ii) interpreted (incorrectly) by the conductor
(iii) ignored by the performers and audience

from A Musician's Dictionary by David Barber

Ayuh. That's about right. :rofl:
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:iconwesternphilosopher:
westernphilosopher Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008  Professional Filmographer
Haha I love it. That's about right too; though the neighbors would be all gone, having made dinner plans. It reminds me of the old joke... 'How do you tune two piccolos?'

...shoot one.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008
:rofl: Good one!
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YominCarr Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2008
Thats really funny.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2008
Thanks. ;)
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:iconyomincarr:
YominCarr Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2008
Your welcome
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BloodWolfGurl Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMFAO I almost choked on my tonsels!! Great job!!
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2008
Thank you! :laughing:
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:iconkoolkame:
koolkame Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2007
Observation: You are one sick meatbag in need of blasting or extensive psychological reconditioning... and then blasting.

Seriously, it makes sense cause Bao-Dur's always hanging back behind HK and checking him out. Or it seemed like it to me. Twisted and hilarious.
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koolkame Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2007
I meant when you're on the Ebon Hawk, though I do miss the party conversations from the first game. Bao-Dur working behind HK in their lovenest, er, cargo hold and that's where I got it from. Though HK did tell GOTO that if he needed any diagnostics performed he'd go to BD...

"Diagnostics"... My mind is in a bad place... :fear:
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2007
:rofl: Seriously? I need to replay the game with both in my party (never tried that combination before)...

The thought of Bao-Dur checking out HK's metal buns... is disturbing, to say the least.
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Sketchboy87 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2007
:shocked: I was browsing your gallery and i suddenly stumbled on this omg.... Never seen Bao Dur in pubescent teenage boy mode... but i like HK's quote... hahaha....
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2007
Bao-Dur in pubescent teenage boy mode - ! :rofl: [tries not to imagine BD hugging every machine that comes along]
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:iconshagend:
Shagend Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2007
Awww! So lovely...
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2007
Thanks!
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:iconn1starwarsfan:
n1starwarsfan Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2007
No one ever saw it coming... one look at the external chassis and he fell.
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:icondarthfar:
DarthFar Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2007
:lmao:
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