"OH MY GOD, HE KILLED TIMMY!"
(Too bad there's no subcategory for Painting > Humour).
So I was bored, uninspired, and idly doodling the stuff I had laying around my desk, when I realised that my pencil sharpener - which eats lead like candy - was at least slightly evil, and probably a monster from my pencils' point of view. (And who knows what it does when I'm not around). So of course I had to paint this.
I guess a little ennui is a good thing?
A certain beta you all know rather well is responsible both for the title of this painting and Timmy the pathetically mutilated pencil, god rest his little carbon soul.
Q: Why is the artist manikin slumped in the background?
A: Most likely because evil sharpener has chewed his legs off. (They *are* made of wood, you know).
A mixture of hard and round brush, and two of my custom-made nibs for the wood and sharpener texturing. Everything was painted except for the picture in the frame, which *was* also painted, just not at the time of the creation of this picture.